Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head

justmiraa:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

ungothic:

have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it